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Your Opinion is Important! #1

Here’s the book description that you’re plotting for:

In “Sally’s Horse and Donkey Show”, imagine coming home to find a horse and donkey in your backyard, both desperately thirsty. Would you give them a drink? And then what?

Sally, an energetic 87-year-old woman, faces this exact dilemma. Intrigued by the animals, she decides to investigate why they keep returning to her property. What she discovers shocks her to the core – their water trough is contaminated with a body. But whose body is it? And how did it end up in the water trough?

With no one else around, Sally wonders if the body could be their missing caregiver. As the mystery deepens, she must grapple with the fate of both the animals and the unknown person in the trough.

Join Sally on her thrilling and perplexing journey as she unravels the truth behind this mysterious misadventure. Prepare to be captivated by the twists and turns in “Sally’s Horse and Donkey Show”, a tale filled with suspense, intrigue, and unexpected revelations.

And here’s the first question that needs your opinion:

Email me with your Other title choice

Thank you for your input to make this the best book ever. Kudos!

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9 out of 10 Aspiring American Authors Don’t Publish. Are You One of Them?

9 out of 10 Aspiring American Authors Don’t Publish. Are You One of Them?

If you are…

Here are 8 tips from one who has published. About 40 times over if you’re counting. Her pseudonym is Alexie Linn. A Bing search will pop-up with 807,000 results of where to find Alexie Linn books. It all began with the first one. Then the next. And the next. And so on, and so on, and so on.

But first these 8 arguments had to be quashed. They could have been recorded from her own self-talk sessions that kept her down. Try them out on yourself. Winning them will get you over the hump and into the world of published authors.

Here are the biggest arguments why authors don’t publish with some doable answers:
  • I don’t have time!
    • Block out the time. Stand your ground with yourself and others. Gift yourself during the time of the day when you do your best brainwork.
  • It’s all been done!
    • So what? Times change. Attitudes change. There’s always room for another perspective… yours. What you have to say and how you say it could be just what that reader needs to move forward in their own endeavors.
  • What if I can’t do it? Who am I to stick my nose into other people’s business?
    • You can do it. Find your mindset that tells you your knowledge and experiences are valuable. You are not sticking your nose into other people’s business. You are sharing another way to conquer the problem.
  • I can’t commit. It makes me feel imprisoned.
    • So… answer this question. Do you really want to be a published author? Or is it like diving to the Titanic? It’s fun to think about. Not to actually do.
  • There’s too much drama in my life.
    • Block the drama during the time you’ve blocked for writing. It will do the drama good to step aside for a while. Unless, of course, the drama in your life is your source for your prose. Then use it! Give it to a character to work through. That’s what this writer does. Just look at all the drama Sally the Loner has worked out…
  • I don’t have anybody to give me feedback. Is my story any good?
    • Find somebody to mentor with! But until you do, use Hemingway or another AI editing program to dissect your work. Then let it cool so you can read it with fresh eyes. It’s amazing what you will see… sometimes gibberish. But not always. If it pulls you through, you’ve got it. If you stumble… so will your reader. Fix it. And test again.
  • What if my writing is rejected?
    • Know that rejections are part of life. It will happen. Is the rejection valid? Is it an editing issue? Or just not their cup of tea? If it’s an editing issue, fix it. Work it through to a cohesive flow. If it’s the wrong brand of tea, serve it to a different customer. But don’t give up. Figure it out. You can do it.
  • My writing is dull and boring.
    • Fix it! Get out your Thesaurus and show the story with action verbs. Do your characters have personality and quirks? Throw a wrench into the picture that’s not expected. It’s your story. Make it jitterbug, not lollygag on the sidelines.  

And there ya are. 8 arguments that have you handcuffed and lollygagging on the sidelines. Along with 8 doable fixes to get you and your book into the mix that we call published books. Come on in. The water’s deep and muddy, but fun.

And just one more thing…

Don’t do it for the money unless you’re already a noted celebrity. Do it for the love of writing and sharing. Do it to fulfill an honorable purpose in life. It all starts with one.

Oh! And most of all… Have Fun!

Now make it so… Change your tune. From authors don’t publish to the one out of 10 published author. You can do it. How can I help? Email me here.

In the meantime, have you read Sally the Loner Meets the Sourdough Kid? I need your feedback on it…

Got more arguments you need abolished? Email me here. I’ll take ‘em on with the best answer I can conjure up. And a free E book link is possible if you ask for it.

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What AI Can Teach You About Writing…

I’ll Say it Again. What AI Can Teach You About Writing Do you fear AI or embrace it? What is there to fear? What is there to embrace?
First, What the heck is AI?
AI, in case you missed the memo, is Artificial Intelligence. It’s computer programs that are written (coded) by human beings. Its capabilities are awesome, to say the least… if it’s used properly.
What AI is NOT
AI is NOT a fact checker. They are deep diving search engines that dive on demand and display their findings as fact in an extremely readable format. The ‘facts‘ that AI discovers does not know if their finds are true. That’s not their job. It’s yours.
The Fear of AI
As a newshound seeking the unbiased truth, I’m aware that ‘the truth’ can be manipulated through familiar talking heads. I take all talking heads with a grain of salt. I take them as a grain of salt because there is always an invisible agenda attached. Statements are given as fact with no bona fide evidence to back up the statement. These are personal opinions – in my opinion 😊. I once saw an episode of ‘The Good Wife’ (if I’m not mistaken) where a certain judge required the attorneys to precede their arguments with ‘in my opinion’. The practice was intense frustration for the lawyers but presented a much more factual presentation. I do not fear AI. I’m aware of its capabilities. And I don’t trust talking heads because I’m aware.
The Embrace of AI
But as a writer, I embrace AI as a stoic collaborator. AI reminds me of Daddy. It’s rational, unexcitable, and to the point. Perhaps that’s why I consider AI a man. He’s Daddy.
What can AI teach you about writing?
AI is currently teaching me to be a better blogger. When ‘Daddy’ responded yesterday to a blog post I was prepping for publication with ‘your post is engaging’, I melted. It didn’t sway my excitement a teensy-weensy bit that he followed it up with ‘but it could be better if …’
The Drawbacks
The only drawback I can see in making use of Artificial Intelligence is if you allow it to write for you; take what it compiles as gospel; or if you include talking head videos in your prose. Talking heads could be fake news that will kill your credibility. Let the writer beware.
The Apps
The AI app that earned my ‘Daddy’ moniker was provided by WordPress. I don’t know who created it. But he was kind, not snobby. Neither did I pick up on any superiority attitude. And I’m learning more about blog posting that gets discovered by search engines. As far as using AI in my book writing process, here’s what I’m using and what I’m experimenting with. Hemingway is an AI application that highlights adverb usage, passive verbiage, hard to read sentences, and so on. It makes suggestions for more clarity. And it’s easy to use. But I’m not an affiliate of Hemingway. I’m just partial to its simplicity. So, Hemingway gets free kudos from me today.  An AI app that I’m experimenting with is Smodin. I’m finding it useful to goose myself out of temporary writer’s block. I get a different perspective on how to say it or what happens next. But I’m not convinced yet of my need for it. AI In Summary I do not fear AI. It was Daddy (or was it Mama?) that instilled the old adage of ‘Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see’ in me at an early age. It’s still there. I embrace AI in my writing. It makes a great story even better through editing suggestions. But as yet, no Artificial Intelligence I’ve experimented with can replace me as a writer of captivating mysteries and adventure… or misadventures in the case of Sally the Loner. I guess one needs emotion to accomplish captivating. But I’ll never stop learning to write even better for your reading and listening pleasure. Thank you, Daddy… oops! Thank you, AI programmers. Happy Reading and Writing with AI from Alexie Linn and friend,
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Guess Who Crashed Dinner… For a Free Book…

Guess Who Crashed Dinner for a free book!

Yesterday morning I rolled out of bed and promptly added my flannel shirt, thermal undies, and cozy socks before even considering making coffee.

This morning I rolled out of bed and added nothing to my lightweight nighty. Why? Because it was still 74° in my tiny house at 2 am!

Did you guess who crashed dinner for a free book?

If you guessed good old dependable Sol, you are correct! What did you win? A free e book or paperback review copy of Book 6 in the Sally the Loner Series.

What else do you have to do to get the book?

Follow my blog on alexielinnauthor.com and Email me your address of where to ship or cyber-send your book and whether you want a large print paperback or e book when it makes its debut in the next few weeks. It’s that simple.

Why am I doing this?

Besides what else can you do when it’s 98° in the shade on April 10, 2023, it’s one step in the launch process of publication.

One step in several, depending on how focused you are on sales and promotion.

This particular publication process started with the pre order sale on Amazon. You can receive all pre-publication sale notices by following me, Alexie Linn, on Amazon.

The launch of the pre-order sale commits me to a stop editing, start formatting timeline to get the completed manuscript uploaded. And it’s free advertising for us writers. Why the heck wouldn’t I do that first?

After the final edits and gazillion formats are finished, I upload the manuscript to Amazon. Then move on to D2D to supply all the other favorite retailers and library services with the story.

The final step is to add the book and more details to my website then share it to social media.

And that’s where Guess Who Crashed Dinner For a Free Book barges in…

From my Alexie Linn Author website, I can spread the word even further.

But why will I give you, on my dollar, a chance to read about Sally’s latest mysterious misadventure? I want to know what you, my peer, liked (or didn’t like) about the story, including the cover.

And, in case you missed the memo, Sally the Loner is an 87-year-old spunky woman who lives in an igloo in the desert. Things just happen to Sally.

All she really wants is to be in control of her own daily life. But is she?

In Book 6, The Sourdough Bakeoff, Sally gets roped into being the named contestant for Bobby, the sourdough kid. As with any good cozy mystery, bodies appear. And a slew of good – and not so good – characters throw wrenches – or is it sourdough — into the contest.

Learn more about The Sourdough Bakeoff here.

But if sourdough is not your thing… see all the Sally the Loner Series titles here.

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Your like and share clicks are greatly appreciated. Yet another reason to give you a free quality read.

Happy Publishing,

Alexie Linn, et al

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10 Words Never Used

10 Words Never Used in Alexie Linn Books

Words are the verbal windows to the world. And I am an extremely literal person. One would think I have to use each and every word in the dictionary to tell the story precisely. But I don’t. Why not?

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There are several reasons I don’t use every word in the dictionary to tell a story. How many do you agree with? How many do you apply to your own writing style?

  • Alexie Linn books are written for all ages and backgrounds to enjoy. No dictionary or doctorate is required to live the tale.
  • Each character chooses their own dialogue and dialect. At this writing, none of my characters have had a need to flaunt their ability to read, remember and share jargon or vulgarities. But you never know. One might bully his or her way in when an obnoxious antagonist is called for.
  • Parlance (jargon), without a reason, can detract from the moral of the tale being told. I consider jargony and rarely used words the same as links in webpages that carry you off to the dark unknown… never to return.
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Does this mean I never use a word that will stretch a reader’s vocabulary? Not at all! If an idiom is the best word for the situation, it appears. Have fun with it.

And here are the 10 words never used in Alexie Linn books… Yet.

Agelast – One who never laughs

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Atrate – Dressed in black

Callipygian – Having large, round, succulent buttocks

Caruncle – The triangular pink areas at the corner of your eye

Limerence – The state of being infatuated with someone

Metanoia – Spiritual transformation

Minimus — Your tiny toe or finger

Osculator – One who loves or one who is loved

Oxter – Armpit

Pauciloquent – Concise

Vallecula – a groove. An anatomical depression or crevice, as between the hemispheres of the brain.

Now that I’ve listed these ten words never used, I might find a reason to use them. Will you?

Enjoy the Journey,

Alexie Linn

The afterthought…

Thank you to The Language Nerds for helping out with this post.

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How Many is Enough?

How Many is Enough?

How many published books does it take to declare ‘That’s Enough!’?

That depends. What’s your criteria to be met?

Is it …

  • Your pen name being a household word?
  • Selling a certain number of books?
  • Publishing a certain number of books?

Not too long ago, I asked myself, “How many published books will take me over the top so I can relax and sit at the big kid table?”.

I asked Google how many books a few of my pretend mentors have published. Here’s what I found:

  • James Patterson has published more than 200 books, according to Wikipedia. He’s a household word in my book.
  • Erle Stanley Gardner – my all-time favorite pretend mentor – wrote upwards of 150 books, according to Wikipedia.
  • Dianne Harman – my Cozy Mystery pretend mentor – has published 153+. She’s a household word in my head.
  • John Grisham has published at least 31. Huh?

How many books have I published? About 35. John Grisham, what’s your secret?

Is my pen name a household word? Yes! In a select few superb households.

How many books have I sold? I don’t know. If I’m counting how many books I’ve sold, I’m not writing the one that will put me over the top.

How much promoting do I do? What? I have to promote?

Because if I’m promoting, I’m not writing the one that will put me over the top.

Is that the answer to ‘You know you’re a writer when…..’? When I’m writing the one that will move my name to the big kids’ table takes precedence over sales?

But how will I know I’ve done it if I’m still swimming in a fine kettle of fish?

So, back to the original question…

How many is enough?

For me, it’s when I say it is.

Where’s my pencil and paper…

Happy Trails and Tales

Alexie Linn

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The Checklist

The Checklist?

As an indie publisher one’s hats multiply like dustbunnies. Not only must you, the author, think of the book, write it, and edit it; but you must perform or cause cover creation and precise formatting for publication to happen. And you, the all-knowing author, are the head-hauncho of it all. You will take red hot poker heat for even one egads.

As for my experience, there’s nothing quite as embarrassing as forgetting to paginate or not catching misspelled words. Why? Because Daddy would have me jailed in my room for that. And Grandpa would be the jailer.

Why does it happen? Because I get in a hurry and zip over what I think I have down pat. I do. I confess. When I’m overwhelmed my mind turns to gloppy oatmeal. When the oatmeal oozes, important details go on an adventure.

But when it comes to publishing a new book, zero mistakes is better.

To reduce the risk or prevent embarrassing and time-consuming mistakes altogether, I now use a pre-publish checklist.

It looks like this:

  • First edit – for tightening, flow-test, spelling, punctuation, and …
  • Second edit – into Hemingway (one chapter at a time) for grade level, adverb overuse, passive, lazy actions, and confusing sentences… like this one.
  • Third edit – for reading experience details like titling, consistency, table of contents, pagination, copyright, and credits.
  • Fourth edit – After the cool-down period. For page-turning prose and spelling. The final step before preparing the manuscript for specific formats.

I format for *E book, **Print, and ***Narrating. Sometimes for ****Serializing.

Different Book Formats Require Different Formats — Add to the Checklist:

Note: My experience is with Amazon Kindle and D2D.

*E Books

The original manuscript is for E books. All other formats are ‘save as’ from this original manuscript.

I go through all four edits completely before copying for different formats because… wait for it…

If you change even one period anywhere after the reproductions are made, you have to remember to change the period in all the others… It’s a time consuming and hair-pulling affair.

So, before I replicate the original manuscript for other formats, I go through one more time. This time to confirm that:

  1. All the chapters are listed in proper numeric order within the Table of Contents. No chapter numbers are missing or out of order.
  2. Each chapter fits on one line of the Table of Contents.
  3. No words are misspelled unless I intend them to be.

It’s time to format.

*E-book – No changes to the original manuscript.

**Print – Paperback and Hardback – Change the paper size (or margins) to ½ inch smaller than the size of the finished book. For instance… a 6”x 9” book needs a 5 ½”x 8 ½” paper size.

Scroll the entire manuscript for visual issues and blank pages. Double check the Table of Contents for one chapter per line. Shorten chapter titles and/or reduce the font-size within the Table to make it fit – one line per chapter.

If PDF is the preferred file type, be sure to open the ‘options’; check ‘PDF-a Compliant’ to embed the fonts. Without this step, you will get an error message about embedding fonts. And it takes a lot longer to process your book for previewing. A bunch longer!

***Narrating

Put yourself in the storyteller’s shoes. Remove anything that your talented, oh so valuable, narrator cannot read… like:

  • Pictures
  • Drawings

Then it’s good to go.

Simplify web links. Instead of ‘https://www.alexielinnauthor.com’, make it ‘alexielinnauthor.com’. Make it easy for the narrator to read. And easy for the listener to hear clearly.

****Serializing

Change the ‘Chapter…’ to ‘Episode…’ at the logical ‘Episode’ divisions.

And that’s about it. Unless I’ve forgotten something.

Happy Publishing…

Alexie Linn

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Smash Writer’s Block! Now!

Smash Writer’s Block

I have Writer’s Block as I write this. There are several causes of Writer’s Block. Here are four of them:

  • Hurry-Up-and-Wait Syndrome
  • Being overwhelmed
  • Interruptions
  • Boredom

Hurry-Up-and-Wait Syndrome

It happens when I’m waiting to run the final edit on the latest book. I’m afraid to start the next book because I’ll have to stop to run the final edit or listen to the audiobooks that are in process.

I know I should be using this time to blog about the writing process… but I don’t know what to blog about. I have writer’s block.

Being Overwhelmed

When I know I have only 45 minutes before the chaos begins around me. And my ‘do-today’ list has at least five critical items on it.

Interruptions

When one of my characters has their finger in the dyke, but the phone squawks. There stands my character. Waiting for me to write down what they’re saying besides ‘Help!’. By the time I get back to them, they forgot what they were going to do to save themselves – and the town below.

Boredom

When it seems like my characters are spending too much time sitting down, standing up, or pouring their 25th mug of coffee since climbing out of bed. Why are they there? Why isn’t something happening to struggle their way out of?

How-to Smash Writer’s Block
  • Read a Plot-Builder’s book like Plots Unlimited or Plotto or…
  • Ask your search engine for writing prompts.  Open one… any one of the 84,500,000 results and feed your plot brain.
  • Take a walk and clear your head
  • Have there be a knock on the door. But your finger’s in the dyke and the door is locked. Bellowing ‘Come in’ is not an option.
  • Go down memory lane with your own life experience. Pick an event that made you smile, laugh, cry, or screech. Work it in. Let your characters have their way with it.
  • Call cousin April.
  • Prepare your taxes.

Only you and your proteges can decide what’s next. And all it takes is a look, a word, or a knock on the door.

And have fun! No matter what!

Just one more thing.

Tell me how you smash Writer’s Block.

Email me here at alexielinn@gmail.com.

Oh my! Look at the time! Chaos will begin in 5,4,3,2,1….

The End Stuff

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Can AI Write Your Book?

Can AI Write Your Book?

I confess! I tried it! I gave collaborating with AI (Artificial Intelligence) a test run. I named her Beulah. Here’s what happened:

Beulah asked me for a topic. I told her to solve an old mystery with three ghosts with three women and two men.

She thought a bit. Then flashed me the ‘writing’ card. Within a couple of minutes she displayed her 1311 word short story.

She had me hooked with the first paragraph. Here it is:

‘The three ghosts were sitting around the table in the old, dusty house. They had been there for years, ever since the murder happened. They were waiting for someone to solve the mystery so they could rest in peace.’

The second through sixth paragraphs weren’t half bad for collaborating with artificial intelligence either:

‘The three women were also sitting around the table. They were the sisters of the murdered woman. They had never been able to find out who killed their sister, and they were hoping that the ghosts would be able to help them.


The man was the detective who was working on the case. He had been investigating it for years, but he had never been able to find any solid evidence. He was hoping that the ghosts would be able to help him solve the case.


The detective asked the ghosts what happened on the night of the murder. The ghosts told him that they saw a woman come into the house and kill the woman. The detective asked the ghosts to describe the woman.


The ghosts said that she was tall and thin, and she had dark hair. The detective asked the women if they knew anyone who fit that description. One of the women said that she knew someone who fit that description.


The detective asked the woman to take him to the person she knew. The woman took him to a house down the street. The detective knocked on the door.’

But then Beulah showed her true abilities. The remaining paragraphs to this short-short were, in essence, a repeat of this:

‘A woman answered the door. The detective asked her if her name was Mary. The woman said that her name was not Mary. The detective asked the woman if she knew anyone who fit the description of the woman who the ghosts had seen.


The woman said that she did not know anyone who fit that description. The detective thanked the woman and left….’

The poor detective continued to ask the ghosts for more details. Then knock on a door to hear ‘no’ to his questions.

Beulah, my artificial intelligence collaborator, was not able to solve the murder.

Then I asked Beulah to write this blog post. She did a fine job of researching and writing about writing. There was only one thing missing from her oratory. Can you guess what it is?

Okay, I’ll tell you.

Beulah lacked personality. Dimension. Resourcefulness. Ingenuity. She got stuck in an endless loop of knocking on doors; asking the same questions and expecting a different answer. But the end result was always the same. No solution.

At least she didn’t forget to include the peanut butter in the peanut butter oatmeal bar recipe included in ‘The Auctionhouse Murders‘. Neither did she forget to add the page numbers to the book. And not even Beulah knows how many of the now Collector’s Edition copies with errors are out there. Beulah is programmed to do it right the first time, every time. As I said. No personality. No dimension. Just the facts.

In summary. If I ever resort to expose’ blogging or writing for Dragnet, I’ll set Beulah to the task. We’ll be a blur in getting the job done. But as far as publishing an action-packed, people clashing adventure? I might let Beulah help out with a plot twist now and again.

Or… have I managed to add personality and dimension to Beulah’s program? Who really wrote this piece?

Mua ha ha ha ha

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How-To Train a New Computer

How-to Train a New Computer. Ugh!

Do you dread changing your phone and computer? Do you think you have better things to do than to crack the whip on yet another electronic device?

Me, too. That’s why step one is written in stone. Here it is, chiseled out on my new laptop…

Step One – Don’t fling it across the room!

Take a breath. Sit down calmly and play the game its way. Its maker wrote all the rules. It will play the way it was taught (programmed) until you discover its buttons and tweak it to play your way. You can do it!

When my old laptop took longer to start, open programs, and shutdown than it takes for me to write two chapters, I knew I had to replace it. It’s six+ years old. It had written and published a gazillion words with me.

It’s time for a new computer.

And it was a challenge. A mind-boggling challenge. I’m a writer. I know just enough about computers (and cars) to get myself in deep do-do.

Add technology that has raced in and flew out since I’d bought and trained my last laptop. …Size, prices, operating systems… too many and too much to slog through with confidence.

With books on the fire and deadlines to meet, I couldn’t ease into it.

Here’s what I did:

I made myself go to Walmart and snag the best Microsoft laptop deal from their shelf. I chose Walmart because I could return it fast and easy if it was defective. I wouldn’t waste days and weeks fussing with it.

Next is to spend at least one day learning the machine and its software.  

Here’s what I learned about my new computer:

  • OneDrive is set to grab all my work and send it to ‘the cloud’. It was easy to stop it once I realized it was doing it. Google knew how. It was as simple as ‘right-click, unlink’… or something like that.
  • Microsoft wants to control all my downloads. It was easy to tell it to stop. Once I realized it was doing it. Simply remove the S from windows 11. Never mind that the S might stand for ‘Safety’.
  • Word will not autosave if OneDrive isn’t engaged. It’s easy to ‘control S’ myself to save my work. Once I realized it wasn’t saving every few minutes.
  • Yippee! MS Office can still be downloaded and updated to work offline. Without a subscription. That was a long-haul challenge. But it’s done. I’m free of Microsoft sucking my internet gigabytes and wallet dry.
  • Had I disabled OneDrive before I downloaded my files from the old computer, I may have had less hair-pulling issues finding the file I’m looking for. It’s a good thing I have a glut of hair to work with.
  • Browser screen size matters! The first computer I chose had too small of a browser display to preview and approve my new book. Yikes! I have to have a minimum browser display of 1200 x 600. The Lenovo Series 1 maximum size is 1028 x 768. It would not allow me to preview and approve the book for publication.
I’m slowly training my new computer to play my way.

No games, please. Just write, get email, manipulate pictures, start-up and shutdown quickly. Don’t interrupt me with notifications, ads, or draining the battery and my wallet. And keep me out of the cloud!  

In summary, I and the new computer may become friends yet. Before it becomes obsolete and slower than molasses running uphill in January.

Like everything and everybody… it won’t win unless we let it. It’s up to you and me to figure out how. And we can!

Happy Trails and Tales,

Alexie Linn

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